It’s not very often I purposely search out penners online. Today was different.
Popular young adult genital posting website, IsAnyOneUp.com (Warning: NSFAnywhere / Double Warning: Click that link and prepare yourself for a flash flood of genitals) recently had a nice young man in our When the Earth Comes to Collect tee proudly [...]
Continue Reading →When I was a kid growing up, Epitaph records put out a compilation album every year called Punk-O-Rama. Each album had 20 or so different punk bands like Bad Religion, NOFX, and the Bouncing Souls. I first bought Punk-O-Rama 4 in the mid nineties and it completely changed my taste in music [...]
Continue Reading →Today is my girlfriend Bekah’s birthday. She folds all of our shirts and sometimes lets me know if the designs are shitty or not. If it wasn’t for her, our shirts would all be un-folded and more shitty.
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Fuuuuuh is this video awesome. Watch the whole thing, or if you’re impatient, skip to 0:37 and try not to jump out of your chair and flip your desk over.
This gets my vote for the best music video of 2012 so far. Learn more about the band Trash Talk [...]
Continue Reading →I’m not even gonna get mad if you don’t read my whole post today and just go start playing this right now.
Damnit. This is hands down the best Nintendo inspired flash game I have ever seen in my 12 or so years of seeing / playing Nintendo inspired [...]
Continue Reading →If you didn’t see yesterday, we did a post about an assclown tattoo “artist” living in Wisconsin who is tattooing the most god-awful tattoos on people.
This morning, I woke up to a comment on that post from the actual tattoo artist himself. I checked out the email address it was sent by, erbtree1979@hotmail.com, [...]
Continue Reading →Some movie critics actually watch the movie before voicing their opinion. The BaconKnight just watches the trailer. First impressions are everything.
January is shaping up to a crazy month for movies. We started the month with an Exorcism/Horror movie, now we get a criminal/revenge/action flick. Next week we get [...]
Continue Reading →As a rule, I try not to talk badly about other artists. I’ll make fun of someone’s looks or weight or how they dress all day, but art is off limits to me. Unless they’re a complete bag of dicks.
I was cruising around the info superhighway when I noticed a few of my artist [...]
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